Cravings T-Shirts

"Any cravings?"

Revenge is sweet and goes straight to the hips.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"You keep impeccable time."

Ice Cream Dreams.

To do before Saturday...

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Whipped cream?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

What do you like most about presents?

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."