Tease Enthusiast Prints

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'My wife can never resist dessert'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

Kink

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."