Target Teaser Mugs

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Bullseye!

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Skeets Champion.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Clay pigeon shooting

Musical Archer

Archery.

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Fragrans Tortuosa

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'You've hit the bull.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'