Storm Chasers Gifts

"Storm's a-brewin."

Stormy weather

'The yet unnamed storm, already a strong chapter eleven, is expected to make landfall the same time the first frost arrives.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Well, you're moody today."

Weather today.

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"We have pills for some of that."

"That's our eldest, Hurricane Jenny."

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'Why doesn't good weather ever end with good weather?'

'It's His own fault for inventing irony...He's angry about His electricity bill.'

'GNAGH!' 'HAA!! HA,HA,HA,HA!'

Mother Nature

Storm Arwen Batters UK

Hurricane rain

Storm Sandy aftermath.

New York Lottery Jackpot: Go to the head of any gas line, with police escort.

Weather Forecast

Ironic Tornado

"Nice lightning rod!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from depression.'

A jester doing the weather forecast.

'27 people were killed in the surprise storm... 19 of them were weathermen.'

'Which end would you like?' - 'We'll play with the tide.'

'So bored with the windy weather.'

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

"Once again the weather took an unexpected turn."

Hurricane Bomb

Mervyn Clitheroe Title Page

God of Thunder

Weather alert. No, a tomato "watch" means the conditions are right, and tomato "warning" means one's been spotted.

A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.

What we talk about when we talk about the weather