Storm Chaser Gifts

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."

Ben Franklin jump starts his car.

"Think fast!"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

"See if you can hit Florida."

"Got it!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Hey...pull my finger.'

'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

'Have you noticed we are getting once in a decade storms every year now'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

Mother Nature 101

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'Hail, Caesar.'