Storm Chaser Prints

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."

'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'

Ben Franklin jump starts his car.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Think fast!"

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

A Lightning Conductor.

'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''

"See if you can hit Florida."

'Hey...pull my finger.'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

"Got it!"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Have you noticed we are getting once in a decade storms every year now'

Mother Nature 101

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

"When we're right, we're right."

'A little windy out isn't it?'