Tadpole Tracker Gifts

Pond Dipping...

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Loser's Podium.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Tadpoles

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Confused Tourists

Fragile tether

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Genealogy convention

Hunted Birds leaving bizarre tracks

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

You are here.

'Return shopping carts here and there.'