Tadpole Taskmaster Gifts

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Worker ant's To Do list.

Pond Dipping...

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

Mower Repair

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.