Tadpole Enthusiast Gifts

Tadpoles

Bitchbark Canoe

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Pond Dipping...

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

Pedalo Racer

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes

Pagoda

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"I think I can hear the river!"

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

"And what's your problem?"