Tadpole Tamer Gifts

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Not you. Your hair.

"Lovely dovetail."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Education Guidance

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

World crisis

How very Independent!

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"My turn."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Scrapyard Worker

"Darling, size is not important!"