Tadpole Tamer Mugs

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Education Guidance

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Most projects require three hands."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

World crisis

How very Independent!

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"My turn."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Scrapyard Worker

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

"Darling, size is not important!"