Tee-off Tamer Mugs

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Golf Hil Divot

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

Thanks God!

Menace.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'He micromanages all our trades.'

"My turn."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'