Cloud Tender Gifts

Skyscrapers.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Clouds

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Sixpack to die for.

Cherub string quartets

Give Way To Cyclists

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Where Cream Ale comes from

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.