Cloud-based Trader Gifts

...I like to check on how my stock are doing

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Money Bar.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Currently Boston

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Superstock'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Chinese stock market

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

The Euro - R.I.P.

Out of control

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Shares Nosedive