Cloud-based Trader Gifts

...I like to check on how my stock are doing

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Currently Boston

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Chinese stock market

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Superstock'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

US dollar rising and falling.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Out of control

The Euro - R.I.P.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."