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Skyscrapers.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Give Way To Cyclists

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Cherub string quartets

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Sixpack to die for.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.