Moon Rider Gifts

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Graffiti on guard's horse

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Climbing to the moon...

First Contact

Astronaut

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."