Sea Rider Mugs

"My turn."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I gotta be me!"

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Battery Lighthouse

'I wish I was creative'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'