Funny Fish Traders Gifts

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fish Workout

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

How evolution was inspired by children

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

The Incomplete Angler

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fire Exit

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

Fishing from a Fish

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'We don't know what it is, but it's really yummy.'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."