Humor Fish Fanciers Gifts

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fly fishing.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fish Workout

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

How evolution was inspired by children

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fire Exit

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Putting on ice

Fish with Human Trophy

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Fishing from a Fish

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'