Food Wholesaler Gifts

'An increase in honey prices isn't possible now, McWit, but because of your fine service to us, you may use my gym pass when I'm on vacation.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Wholesale market in Cuba

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

Merger at 28th and Lex

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

How was your hotdog?

'The stuff legends are made of'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Chip wagon oil change.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Trust me, you do not want to know what this thing is made out of.'

Free range hot dogs