"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."
Food Store Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food lover? Explore our collection of delightful products featuring deliciously funny designs. Whether it’s for a home chef, bakery enthusiast, or snack fanatic, our mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints make a flavorful statement. Brighten their kitchen, pantry, or dining space with gifts that celebrate everything they love about food—served with a side of humor and style.
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"It's probably just seasonal."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."
"Make me one with everything!"
"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."
'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'
"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."
Attack of the 'health' foods
"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'
Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'
Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.
'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'
"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."
'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'
Hot dogs. Sushi.
Merger at 28th and Lex
"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."
What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.
It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.
How was your hotdog?
Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'
"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"
'What if your saliva's not organic?'
Oysters in June - delicious!
Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.
"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"
"All I've got left is smoked."
Food Store Gifts Collection
Food Store Mugs
Explore our full range of food-themed mugs and bring a tasty twist to their morning coffee routine.
Food Store Pillows
Find perfect food-loving pillows that add a cozy, humorous touch to any kitchen or living space.
Food Store Prints
Browse our food-themed prints to decorate their favorite space with deliciously fun artwork.
Food Store T-Shirts
Discover our collection of food-inspired t-shirts and let their wardrobe do the talking about their culinary passion.