Food Retailer Gifts

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Cut Price

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Make me one with everything!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Personal Assistants.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.