Organic Food Retailer Gifts

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Is it organic?'

Peas on Earth.