Organic Food Seller Gifts

Farmer 'Get off my land!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the MSG local?"

All Natural Nothing

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Peas on Earth.