Wholesaling Gifts

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Last Chance for Everything.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Wholesale market in Cuba

House sale.

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Call Center.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

High end of the market...

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'