Telesales Operator Gifts

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Thermidor Dali

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

Your call is important to us...

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Call Center.

"He'll talk you to death."

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'