Telesales Fighter Gifts

'We wanted to introduce our system for blocking unwanted phone calls. . .'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

Your call is important to us...

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

710

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Call Center.

Wrestling Champion.

Hourglass earth - time running out

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Fun at the Office #563: THE DAY THE TELEPHONES EXPLODED

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Cat boxer

Solar Storm Expected!

Employers: Workers, toil until death!

'If you now feel like punching someone in the face. . . press five!'

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

Dogs running in their dreams

'Yes, I'm talking to you from my sell phone.'

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

Asthma cats

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."