Telesales Gifts

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

Call Center.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Sales.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Changing Room Decisions

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling