Telesales Gifts

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

Call Center.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Sales.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'