Tech Sales Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a tech sales expert? Our collection features clever, lighthearted products designed to bring a smile to their face. Perfect for celebrating their sales achievements or just adding some tech humor to their day, our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints makes for a thoughtful surprise that showcases their passion and profession with a playful twist.

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The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words." mockup

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy." mockup

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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Larry's used art

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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.' mockup

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

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'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!' mockup

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling." mockup

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..." mockup

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift. mockup

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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