Computer Salesmen Gifts

'This is for people who aren't used to computers.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

Sales.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'