Fruit Vendor Mugs

Ball as water-melon.

Fruit store

Conference Pears

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"Poisoned or not poisoned?"

'I get my local bananas from my Columbian cousin who's mother lives next door.'

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"I'm feeling in an adventurous mood. Tell me, are the peccadilloes in season?"

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Plum jam...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

End of Year Figs.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Make me one with everything!"