Holistic Gardener Gifts

The Farmer Sutra.

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Cat Nip.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Beginning Yarder.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Do you have air pollution problems?

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Arctic Hothouse

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Priest watering his wings.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Hipster Yard

Pyramid Garden

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Waitress's Day Off""

Herb garden

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'