Holistic Gardener Pillows

The Farmer Sutra.

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Cat Nip.

Beginning Yarder.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Do you have air pollution problems?

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Priest watering his wings.

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Pyramid Garden

Hipster Yard

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Herb garden

"Waitress's Day Off""

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'