Green Connoisseur Mugs

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

Nature versus commerce.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Regular service or affected?"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Green Peace'

Climate Summit

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate change skeptics.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Do you have an Isa?"