Green Goer Gifts

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

I think you're ace

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

It can be taken up at any age....

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Climate Change -- You are here.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.