Green Go-getter Gifts

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Grocery Shopping

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

GET SET---GO!

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Now is the time

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'