Morning Go-getter Gifts

"So much for being the early bird, You've got worms"

Now is the time

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Targets

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

GET SET---GO!

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

Aggressive Salesperson Wanted