Go-getters Gifts

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

GET SET---GO!

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Now is the time

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

Aggressive Salesperson Wanted

Man blinded by ambition.