Motivated Go-getter Gifts

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

'Some people are motivated by a burning desire to help their fellow man. To make the world a better place. Personally I've always been driven by the prospect of a top of the range car.'

'Remember, repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it! 'He who wants to accomplish, finds a way.'"

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Now is the time

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

At home with the Flags

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'I've made it through hard work and determination. I'm determined everyone will work hard.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'