Self-motivated Go-getter Gifts

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

Perks of self-employment.

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to REGULATE it!'

'I've made it through hard work and determination. I'm determined everyone will work hard.'

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

"The happiness you seek is within you."

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"