Self-motivation Enthusiast Gifts

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Dedication to excellence....

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Peacock of Productivity

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

It's A Breeze

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"