Self-motivation Guru Gifts

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Music Therapy

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

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