Self-motivation Guru Mugs

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'This scale is gaining weight!'

Secrets of the Mona Lisa revealed.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.