Self-motivation Master Mugs

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"My wife is into D.I.Y. When something needs doing, she says 'do it yourself'..."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Carrot VS Stick

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

All we have in life is this moment...

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."