Self-motivated Go-getter Pillows

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

Perks of self-employment.

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to REGULATE it!'

'I've made it through hard work and determination. I'm determined everyone will work hard.'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"