Optimistic Go-getter Pillows

"Are you sure this is worth the effort?"

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

Now is the time

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

'The interview isn't bad - it's the way they say 'No'!'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

"Your daddy will be late for dinner again tonight because he has a fire in his belly."

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'