Green Goer Mugs

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

I think you're ace

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

It can be taken up at any age....

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Climate Change -- You are here.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"