Green Traveler Mugs

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Zero Fuel Taxis

Ace Computers.

'Wait a sec..You're not John!!!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Tourist information

"Jenkins, I want to go to my carbon footprint!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

I think you're ace

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Ecotourism.

World's cheapest car

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Green Bike

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Electric bike.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.