Green Traveler Mugs

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Zero Fuel Taxis

Ace Computers.

'Wait a sec..You're not John!!!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Tourist information

"Jenkins, I want to go to my carbon footprint!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Ecotourism.

World's cheapest car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Electric bike.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Green Bike

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Man on Island.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'