Green Journeyer Gifts

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

I think you're ace

It can be taken up at any age....

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Save our Planet.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Grass huggers.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"It's a hybrid!"

Ecotourism.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Electric bike.

Green Bike

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Kid's today!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'