Green Journeyer Pillows

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

It can be taken up at any age....

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Save our Planet.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Grass huggers.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"It's a hybrid!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

Ecotourism.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Electric bike.

Green Bike

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Kid's today!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'